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Live WebCam feed of Bournemouth
Web-Development

Live WebCam feed of Bournemouth

So having moved desk from one side of the room to another, I have lost my view of the sea. Oh well, this is where technology has come to the rescue and returned my calming view... Note: I think this is running in British Summer Time (BST) rather than GMT or it's clock is seriously off. Otherwise it's a picture from the...

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JDatabase: using the Joomla database with examples
Joomla

JDatabase: using the Joomla database with examples

Apologies for posting yet another article on how to access the Joomla Database using the Joomla classes but this is just a quick note for myself as a reference sheet. Plus the official documentation don't have enough examples in my view. Source: http://docs.joomla.org/ for v1.5.x and for v2.5.x This article applies to...

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Proposed Budget i3 PC under £200
IT Support

Proposed Budget i3 PC under £200

i3 workstation upgrade running Windows 7 So another year gone and our workstations running Windows 7 are somewhat lagging when opening too many apps. The recent release of Windows 8 has led to a review of our developer's equipment and the verdict is that our workstations need upgrading (it always is). So on a budget (i...

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Set up Desktop SlideShow in Windows 7
Windows OS

Set up Desktop SlideShow in Windows 7

Applies to Windows 7. Requires a Vogonian environment of red tape and bureaucracy. This is an article to describe an alternative method then "right-clicking on the desktop", "selecting Personalize", "clicking on Desktop Background", "browsing to the Picture Location". The problem happens when browsing to the picture lo...

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Three boxes, two roll over, one falls out
Cascading Stylesheets

Three boxes, two roll over, one falls out

So this is an article to note an oddity when I was working with a Yootheme template called "yoo_sync". Some clever scripts (both mootools and jquery) using the equalize method to make div layers the same height, and in this case, the same width. It isn't so much a miscalculation of 100% divided by 3 that leaves 1 pixel...

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Php convert filesizes to bytes kb mb gb
Personal Home Page

Php convert filesizes to bytes kb mb gb

Just a quick note on how to format a given filesize and to reduce the display output to a small string, eg: 196 bytes : displays as => "196 bytes" 12945 bytes : displays as => "12 Kb" 1478515 bytes : displays as => "1 Mb" 8798745455 bytes : displays as => "8 Gb"

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