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DataScramble - Randomizing data rows
Transact-SQL

DataScramble - Randomizing data rows

Along with my DataJumble function and DataTumble procedure which also help scramble database tables sent to suppliers/developers, this is a function which simply finds random characters and inserts these. I would recommend using the DataTumble script over this one as this leaves data very difficult to work with: Before...

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DataTumble - Randomize Data Rows
Transact-SQL

DataTumble - Randomize Data Rows

This is a stored procedure I've nabbed from some consultants from my day job. It shuffles the records and matching data values: Before: ID Name DateOfBirth --------- ------------ ----------- 1 John Smith 1988-06-24 2 Fred Bloggs 1972-11-17 3 Another User 1964-02-18 After: ID Name DateOfBirth...

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Link to a Joomla article from within another article
Joomla

Link to a Joomla article from within another article

Quick article here as googling/binging for how to refer to Joomla articles after versions 1.5.x wasn't obvious. This article is to demonstrate how to write the webaddress for a Joomla article even when you have Search-engine-friendly website addresses enabled. How? Basically you have to include &view=article as opposed...

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Battery Constantly Drained on iPhone
Apple

Battery Constantly Drained on iPhone

Event 1 A friend reported her phone was constantly being drained, wasn't lasting the day on a full charge and knew how to close apps running in the background (double-click "home" button and hold down app until red minus buttons appear, tap red button)... I wouldn't usually take notice but I think this is a brilliant e...

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Warning call_user_func: First argument is expected to be a valid callback
Joomla

Warning call_user_func: First argument is expected to be a valid callback

If you get something like the following error: Warning: call_user_func() [function.call-user-func]: First argument is expected to be a valid callback in /home/.../templates/rt_affinity/rt_sectionrows.php on line 311 How? Copy & backup the file /public_html/.../templates/rt_affinity/rt_sectionrows.php Find the following...

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About 5 seconds worth of fun
SharePoint

About 5 seconds worth of fun

Really not work related but if you know your sharepoint site: Custom Error http:///_layouts/MySite.aspx?Error=You%20are%20a%20jerk%20and%20SharePoint%20does%20not%20share%20with%20jerks. Installer?

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Background Gradient Disappears on Long Pages
Cascading Stylesheets

Background Gradient Disappears on Long Pages

This is a quick article on how to resolve the following issue: Overall body background color is blue. Background color of my contents is white. When I visit a small page on the site, the contents background (white) shows. When I visit a very long page on the site, the contents background disappears and reveals the over...

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List last modified files using FTP Command-line
File Transfer Protocol

List last modified files using FTP Command-line

Why? So let's say my FTP client is not the most expensive (was FREE), nor the most advanced client out there, and I want to know what were the most recent files I modified and uploaded to a site, how do I do it using just Microsoft Windows? How? I don't have a clue. Here's what I've got so far:

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