What's the problem? Amusing computer issueshttps://joellipman.com/articles/web-development/whats-the-problem-amusing-computer-reports.html

28 April 2011 and could only see the users screen. Three Webdevelopers phone in to say their computers can't view a website properly "Can someone have a look at our computers because we recently received the new corporate template for our website and it's not...

• Type: Article
• Author: Joel Lipman
• Category: Web-Development
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Joes FREE Website Thumbnailer (JWT)https://joellipman.com/component/content/article/joes-free-website-thumbnailer.html?catid=40

28 June 2011 times a month. I don't understand, one website visitor can generate 1000 hits, so thereafter I have to pay every time someone sees that picture through my site; when I could just go to each website and press the print screen key and save this as an...

• Type: Article
• Author: Joel Lipman
• Category: Product Documentation
• Language: *

Generate a Timesheet in MySQL https://joellipman.com/articles/database/mysql/generate-a-timesheet-in-mysql.html

05 December 2013 Saturday - - - - 0:00 37:45 2013-12-08 Sunday 03:00 04:00 - - 4:00 41:45 Some Requirements; StartTime will be the earliest someone starts work that day. EndTime will be the latest someone works that day. Time is recorded by tasks with an actual duration...

• Type: Article
• Author: Joel Lipman
• Category: MySQL
• Language: *

Joes Google Map for Joomla (JGM)https://joellipman.com/component/content/article/joes-google-map-for-joomla-jgm.html?catid=40

13 April 2015 for a module extension I made for the Joomla Content Management System versions 2.5 or later. Why? Could have probably used someone else's. I think there's loads out there but thought making my own to do exactly what I want was quicker. Script Function...

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• Author: Joel Lipman
• Category: Product Documentation
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Windows Live Mail Error ID: 0x8DE00005https://joellipman.com/articles/microsoft/windows-os/windows-live-mail-error-id-0x8de00005.html

14 December 2016 IMAP all along then the new account will have all your mail. The error Unable to send or receive messages for the Hotmail (someone) account. Subject 'your Microsoft Issue' Server Error: 3219 Windows Live Mail Error ID: 0x8DE00005 Unable to send or...

• Type: Article
• Author: Joel Lipman
• Category: Windows OS
• Language: en-GB

Zoho Creator: Receive eBay Order Notifications via Webhookhttps://joellipman.com/articles/crm/zoho/zoho-creator-receive-ebay-order-notifications-via-webhook.html

20 September 2021 it drives you insane) but also, and if setup correctly, sent through to your Creator app, all without having to speak to someone from eBay. Done! Error(s) Encountered 22112 - Missing property name or event type: Could have been many things. For me it...

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• Author: Joel Lipman
• Category: Zoho
• Language: *

Forum Ruleshttps://joellipman.com/static-items/forum-rules.html

31 May 2009 most serious violations: No Hacking - This should go without saying, but you are not permitted to hack the board. Guessing someone else's password and succeeding counts as hacking. Members who hack will instantly be permanently banned without any...

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• Author: Joel Lipman
• Category: Static Items
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Windows 7: System Clock is constantly going out of synchttps://joellipman.com/articles/microsoft/windows-os/windows-7-system-clock-is-constantly-going-out-of-sync.html

28 January 2010 persists, try changing the system registry setting as per the below. If you have never used the system registry before, ask someone who has. Additional (intended for Vista users) The following is an excerpt from...

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• Author: Joel Lipman
• Category: Windows OS
• Language: *

Remove write-protect from USB pen in Windowshttps://joellipman.com/articles/microsoft/windows-os/remove-write-protect-from-pen-in-windows.html

13 April 2010 windows xp machine so if the error happens again, I'll try fixing it on my windows 7 setup and update this article. I found someone else on the Internet who doesn’t use the “remove device safely” blab and he got the same error. He (unless Andy is a...

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• Author: Joel Lipman
• Category: Windows OS
• Language: en-GB

Is it a scam? Gumtree.com's warning signshttps://joellipman.com/hardware/is-it-a-scam-gumtreecoms-warning-signs.html

12 October 2010 and offers buyer protection or an online payment system. This could be directly in connection with a transaction through someone you’ve met online. Or perhaps the buyer or seller suggests you use a payment or protection service from one of these...

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• Author: Joel Lipman
• Category: IT Support
• Language: *

Accessing a MySQL Database with Business Intelligence Development Studiohttps://joellipman.com/articles/database/mysql/accessing-a-mysql-database-with-business-intelligence-development-studio.html

05 January 2011 will be "Generic". > Next FINISH That's all folks! Hopefully this will save you time. I spent a whole morning following someone else's complicated connection using SQL Server Management Studio and would not recommend anyone to go through the same...

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• Author: Joel Lipman
• Category: MySQL
• Language: en-GB

Migrate Joomla! 1.5.x to 2.5.x+https://joellipman.com/articles/cms/joomla/migrating-from-joomla-15-to-16.html

30 January 2011 me responsible for the results. If you don't understand what this script is doing, you shouldn't be running it. Please ask someone who does. -- IMPORTANT NOTES (to be included in SQL script): -- -- The script below is to migrate your existing Joomla!...

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• Author: Joel Lipman
• Category: Joomla
• Language: *

Basic Oracle Stored Procedure Structurehttps://joellipman.com/articles/database/pl-sql/basic-oracle-stored-procedure-structure.html

16 January 2012 more advanced version which uses cursors to work with SSRS, see my article Oracle Stored Procedures in SSRS. What? I asked someone for a simple, easy and basic Oracle stored procedure as my MySQL and T-SQL stored procedures work slightly differently and...

• Type: Article
• Author: Joel Lipman
• Category: Oracle PL/SQL
• Language: en-GB

Migrate JComments from Joomla 1.5.x to Joomla 2.5.xhttps://joellipman.com/articles/cms/joomla/migrate-jcomments-from-joomla-15x-to-joomla-25x.html

07 June 2012 (Jcomments) This script is provided as is without warranty If you do not understand what this script is doing, let someone who does run it instead INSTALL INSTRUCTIONS Install JComments on your upgraded website (at time of print: Jcomments v2.3.0 on...

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• Author: Joel Lipman
• Category: Joomla
• Language: *

Access MySQL databases using Oracle SQL Developerhttps://joellipman.com/articles/database/mysql/access-mysql-databases-using-oracle-sql-developer.html

01 February 2013 v3.0.04. Why? I've used various mySQL administration tools to manage mySQL databases over the years, all freeware until someone expresses an interest in using it and then the supplier will implement restrictions and trial based versions. Oracle SQL...

• Type: Article
• Author: Joel Lipman
• Category: MySQL
• Language: en-GB

SSIS Convert a string into a datehttps://joellipman.com/articles/microsoft/ssis/ssis-convert-a-string-into-a-date.html

14 March 2013 another as a integer (DT_R8). Why? It took me a long time to figure this and it was only by trawling through columns that someone mentioned that maybe all the data in that column is not consistent? This made sense as I need to parse the string to...

• Type: Article
• Author: Joel Lipman
• Category: SQL Server Integration Services
• Language: en-GB

Joes Syntax Styler (JSS)https://joellipman.com/component/content/article/joes-syntax-styler-jss.html?catid=40

06 April 2013 Currently this plugin is mostly hard-coded and most of the parameters have no effect. It was initially built for someone as a quick syntax highlighter that recognizes SQL; but I am working on getting it to recognize more programming languages so that I...

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• Author: Joel Lipman
• Category: Product Documentation
• Language: *

Joomla Component: Set default params on installationhttps://joellipman.com/articles/cms/joomla/joomla-component-set-default-params-on-installation.html

24 October 2013 } } } Additional: ACL during install My component is editable by registered users only. This meant that everytime someone installs the component, they would usually need to go into the admin panel and set the ACL permissions. I want my component to work...

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• Author: Joel Lipman
• Category: Joomla
• Language: en-GB

Hide a Drive per User in Windows 7https://joellipman.com/articles/microsoft/windows-os/hide-a-drive-per-user-in-windows-7.html

28 March 2014 is by modifying the system registry, so if you aren't familiar with the system registry in MS Windows, you may need to find someone who is. How? As a proof of concept, let's see how to hide a specific drive. Note that this section applies to the...

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• Author: Joel Lipman
• Category: Windows OS
• Language: *

AHK Countdown Tooltiphttps://joellipman.com/articles/automation/autohotkey/ahk-countdown-tooltip.html

17 July 2014 to: Microsoft Windows 7 Enterprise AutoHotkey (see code for AHK version) What? Someone suggested an app that counts the days I have left serving my notice. I thought I'd go one better and have it calculate to the nearest second. I call this latest app...

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• Author: Joel Lipman
• Category: AutoHotkey
• Language: *