Assuming computer is required, the following 47 results were found.
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may want to avoid reading the rest of this article in case you're easily offended. It's just an amusing stab at customers computer issues. Note that most of the below were remote support jobs so we weren't there in person and could only see the users...
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- Author: Joel Lipman
- Category: Web-Development
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apps USB Dongle connecting to an Internet Provider OS disks Document Templates: Service Agreement Template Computer Repair Invoice Template Documents: Service Agreement Electronic Newsletter Business Cards Extra RAM (to charge for) Extra Cables (again...
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- Author: Joel Lipman
- Category: IT Support
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The Issue People have reported that although they have manually set the date/time on their computer, this gets changed by the windows time server (time.windows.com) when connected to the Internet and for some reason it doesn't display the right...
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- Author: Joel Lipman
- Category: Windows OS
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knows how. Semi-Portable? can run off a floppy disk/USB but will need an installed version of MS Internet Explorer on the computer it's run. If you think you don't have MSIE but you have Windows XP, it's likely you have it anyway. Open Source: Open to...
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- Author: Joel Lipman
- Category: Product Documentation
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Get business cards made. Pass them out where ever you go. Don’t rent a storefront yet. Go to people’s businesses/homes and do the repairs there. Ask local businesses if you can post a flyer in their window or on their cash wrap. Initially, charge a...
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- Author: Joel Lipman
- Category: IT Support
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Malware Detected! Warning: Visiting this site may harm your computer! The website at.....ru appears to host malware - software that can hurt your computer or otherwise operate without your consent. Just viisting a site that hosts malware can infect...
- Type: Article
- Author: Joel Lipman
- Category: Joomla
- Language: en-GB
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(including Touch ID). Ensure your old phone's iOS is fully updated. (I did this while the phone was NOT connected to the computer, ie via the Settings > General > Software > Update option) Right-click on your iTunes shortcut and select "Run as...
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- Author: Joel Lipman
- Category: iOS
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to: Microsoft Windows 7 Professional What? Looking at ways of displaying different drives per user on a single computer. This one is by modifying the system registry, so if you aren't familiar with the system registry in MS Windows, you may need to find...
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- Author: Joel Lipman
- Category: Windows OS
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CD C:\Program Files\Java Determine your JDK folder dir jdk* and append the \bin. Note this for later. Right-click on the "Computer" icon/label (desktop / start menu) Select Properties Click on Change settings or Advanced system settings Select the...
- Type: Article
- Author: Joel Lipman
- Category: AndroidOS
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in step 1 and this will be your new administrator URL. Caveat: If you login to the administrator section on a shared computer, ensure you close the browser (and all tabs) once done or this cookie will remain on the computer and will be readable by other...
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- Author: Joel Lipman
- Category: Joomla
- Language: en-GB
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GDPR Privacy Policyhttps://joellipman.com/static-items/gdpr-privacy-policy.html
you are responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of your account and password and for restricting access to your computer, and you agree to accept responsibility for all activities that occur under your account or password. If you are under 18,...
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- Author: Joel Lipman
- Category: Static Items
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a http://www.mysite.com/phpBB3 folder). If you don't have shell access, you can decompress the phpbb3 ZIP file to your computer and then upload the resulting files to the http://www.mysite.com/phpBB3 folder you would create via your FTP client. When...
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- Author: Joel Lipman
- Category: Joomla
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I want it to look, was to make my own. What does it do? Amazing. It detects transmissions over a network. Basically on a computer that isn't on a network (ie. not connected to the internet), this program is extremely boring and doesn't do anything. But...
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- Author: Joel Lipman
- Category: Product Documentation
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T-SQL Record Separatorhttps://joellipman.com/articles/database/t-sql/t-sql-record-separator.html
in forums said "why would you want to do that?". Unhelpful Bellends. It's a bit like asking me "Why can't I turn on my computer" and me replying "why would you want to do that?". Anyway, I was looking for something like the record separator in Oracle...
- Type: Article
- Author: Joel Lipman
- Category: Transact-SQL
- Language: en-GB
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Server (TFS). Sometimes I'll check out an item from TFS and before I get to update it, my connection will drop and my computer will say that it could not connect to either the TFS or my target deploy location. I found a quicker fix than rebooting your...
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- Author: Joel Lipman
- Category: Product Documentation
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Licence GNU/GPLhttps://joellipman.com/static-items/licence-gnugpl.html
by software patents. States should not allow patents to restrict development and use of software on general-purpose computers, but in those that do, we wish to avoid the special danger that patents applied to a free program could make it effectively...
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- Author: Joel Lipman
- Category: Static Items
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for credentials) Cannot run System Registry (not even DOS REG Query!!!) All oracle utilities and connections working on my computer (except for TNSPING). TNS_ADMIN is another environment variable used that we must maintain (current value at...
- Type: Article
- Author: Joel Lipman
- Category: Oracle PL/SQL
- Language: en-GB
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2 Another Joe TABLE: Qualifications -------------------------------------------------- ID Employee Subject Grade 1 001 Computer Science BSc 2.1 2 001 Superman 10/10 3 002 Tape-Monkey Engineer 1:0 So based on this logic, the Employee "Joel Lipman" has a...
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- Author: Joel Lipman
- Category: Transact-SQL
- Language: en-GB
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API key, you enter the production key (which may be the same as your testing key); the one from your app and not from your computer (as other people don't use your computer to access the service). If your fellow testers only see a grey map, just...
- Type: Article
- Author: Joel Lipman
- Category: AndroidOS
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from, it's my first build in a long time. It's always been a dream of mine (see my pinterest) to build a nicer looking computer and I was given £1000 towards a new computer... It's more than enough to get a running White Snow Edition PC but I put in...
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- Author: Joel Lipman
- Category: Articles
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