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What? This is intended for activity/session durations and although I usually get MySQL to do the date/time calculations, there are times when we have to do with PHP. This is the shortest way I know to properly convert seconds into total hours, minutes...
$bytes . ' bytes'; } else { $bytes = '0 bytes'; } return $bytes; } Inline without a function Source: Joes Brain: http://www.joellipman.com if ($this_file_size >= 1073741824) $this_file_size = number_format($this_file_size / 1073741824, 1) . ' GB';...
What? A note for myself on some code to convert a string of two names into a string made up of the first name and then using the initial of the second name. -- What I have John Smith Fred.Bloggs -- What I want John S. Fred B. How? So different ways, the...
What? This is a quick note on how to reduce a whole bunch of CSS into a single line without unnecessary spaces and new lines. Why? What I have: #copyright a{ margin: 10px 0 0 85px; box-shadow: 5px 5px 5px 0px rgba(51, 51, 51, 0.3); } What I want:...
What? Trying to export a STU record but I want to use the XET template I created rather than the pre-installed XML export formats. When I try to export using data format XET, the system has never heard of it. Why? To test the XET I created, I want to...
Og Mandinohttps://joellipman.com/component/content/article/og-mandino.html?catid=96&Itemid=165
What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.
Mark Twainhttps://joellipman.com/component/content/article/mark-twain.html?catid=96&Itemid=165
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
Do something wonderful, people may imitate it.
Ingredients 100g/3½oz oats 3 tbsp honey 50g/1¾oz self-raising flour 1 free-range egg 4 tbsp dried cranberries 5 tbsp butter For the caramel sauce 50g/1¾oz butter 50g/1¾oz caster sugar 50ml/1¾fl oz double cream 1 orange, peeled and segmented Method 1....
Recipe Ingredients 1 milk 1 tbsp creamy peanut butter 1 tsp vanilla 1 vanilla ice cream Recipe Preparation Fill a tall glass or mug with as much milk as you wish (I use 1 cup); pour into blender, and add the vanilla and peanut butter. Whirl for 1...
I live in a flat but I'm lucky enough to have a balcony which gets some sun. Bought some potato patio planters and found this good video on youtube... {youtube}Q3zoVolI-Sw{/youtube}{youtube}Q3zoVolI-Sw{/youtube}{youtube}Q3zoVolI-Sw{/youtube}
Blinding run in Mirror's Edge which is one of my favorite games. Yes it's quick to complete but if you've ever youtube'd the levels, there isn't another game so quick-paced and varied giving you that freedom of completing the game your way. The...
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Showing how you don't need the thinnest fingers to play some amazing blues. {youtube}TTXah51r55g{/youtube}
I love technologies that replace conventional methods and thought processes. In this video, Sir J. Dyson demonstrates a new type of fan which uses a fraction of the energy of normal fans. In the UK, we may not need air conditioning as much as other...
Not my type of music but 65million hits have gotta mean something. {youtube}QjA5faZF1A8{/youtube}
I was using this for a password security-level checker: Source: www.wikipedia.org
The brilliant Tim Minchin using my favourite book as a response to "the Big Fat Quiz of the Year" show hosted by Jimmy Carr. {youtube}CZ7U3Cu4Mr4{/youtube} https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ7U3Cu4Mr4